Drink 1 shot for each of the following:
- You are forced to remember why Karen Allen hasn't been in a movie in 30 years (and you are puzzled as to why she acts more stoned and drunk than she did after either of the drinking contests in Raiders of the Lost Ark.)
- You see a fake looking computer generated inanimate object (this includes backgrounds, explosions, walls, rocks, trees, etc. - one shot per shot; with about 450 CG shots to choose from some are seamless, some are not...)
- Someone escapes a certain death without a scratch, just because they're needed in the next scene.
- There is a daytime soap opera plot device (characters are "unexpectedly" related, characters get married, telepathy, people you thought were dead return, etc.)
- Someone in the audience involuntarily groans.
- You think you are watching bad fan fiction.
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